Movies

 

Each review includes a couple of Bill photos, the Bill-O-Meter of Important Bill Facts (skin, leather, screen time, love scenes, injuries, drawl, babe factor, and so on), star ratings on a scale of one to however many strike my fancy at the time, and the Dead or Alive? button. If you want to know whether or not Bill survives the movie, click the Dead or Alive? button. If you don’t want to know, don’t click, and you will be safe from this and any other major plot spoilers.

  1. Mean Dreams (2016)
  2. Term Life (2016)
  3. The Gamechangers (2015)
  4. Pixies (voice) (2015)
  5. Nightcrawler (2014)
  6. Edge of Tomorrow (2014)
  7. Million Dollar Arm (2014)
  8. Red Wing (2013)
  9. 2 Guns (2013)
  10. The Colony (2013)
  11. Shanghai Calling (2012)
  12. Haywire (2011)
  13. The Good Life (2007)
  14. Haven (2004)
  15. Thunderbirds (2004)
  16. Club Dread (2004)
  17. Resistance (2003)
  18. Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams (2002)
  19. Frailty (2002)
  20. Vertical Limit (2000)
  21. U-571 (April 21, 2000)
  22. Mighty Joe Young (1998)
  23. A Simple Plan (1998)
  24. A Bright Shining Lie (1998)
  25. Titanic (1997)
  26. Traveller (1997)
  27. The Evening Star (1996)
  28. Twister (1996)
  29. The Last Supper (1995)
  30. Apollo 13 (1995)
  31. True Lies (1994)
  32. Frank and Jesse (1994)
  33. Tombstone (1993)
  34. Boxing Helena (1993)
  35. Future Shock (1993)
  36. Indian Summer (1993)
  37. Monolith (1993)
  38. Trespass (1992)
  39. The Vagrant (1992)
  40. The Dark Backward (1991)
  41. One False Move (1991)
  42. Predator 2 (1990)
  43. Navy SEALS (1990)
  44. Back to Back (1990)
  45. Brain Dead (1990)
  46. The Last of the Finest (1990)
  47. Next of Kin (1989)
  48. Slipstream (1989)
  49. Pass the Ammo (1988)
  50. Near Dark (1987)
  51. Aliens (1986)
  52. “Fresno” (1986) (TV)
  53. Riding Fast (1986)
  54. An Early Frost (1985) (TV)
  55. Commando (1985)
  56. The Atlanta Child Murders (1985) (TV)
  57. Weird Science (1985)
  58. The Terminator (1984)
  59. Streets of Fire (1984)
  60. Impulse (1984)
  61. Mortuary (1984)
  62. The Lords of Discipline (1983)
  63. Deadly Lessons (1983) (TV)
  64. Taking Tiger Mountain (1983)
  65. Stripes (1981)
  66. Night Warning (1981)
  67. Crazy Mama (1975)