Spike and Krycek in heaven. Buffy/X-Files crossover, drabble.
7/1/2003
Disclaimer: The X-Files belong to Chris Carter and 1013. Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon and Fox. No infringement intended.
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“Bloody bright in here,” Spike said, squinting. “Where’s the fire?”
“I don’t think there is any. And look—” Krycek held up his left arm.
“Yeah, you got two arms. Should I be impressed?”
Krycek shrugged, smiling. “Not really. But I used to only have one.”
“Right. And I used to be a vampire.”
“Really? So you were undead….”
“And now I’m just dead. So, you think this is really heaven?”
“Maybe. It’s awfully bright for hell.”
“And non-burning. Damn.”
“You were hoping for hell?”
Spike looked longingly at the lone cigarette in his pocket. “I was hoping for a smoke.”
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